Fastest Way To Get Your Kid To Bed

7 Mar

You want to know how to get your child to go to bed immediately, listen to this:

(on our way home)

Mom: When we get home, I want to immediately take a shower and get to bed.

Kid: But mom, I wanna play and watch my show before I go to bed.

Mom: Hey I got your report card in the mail and I had a meeting with your teachers today, I want to talk to you about some of the things we discussed, I’m not too happy with the report.

(two min later)

Kid: Mom, I’m so tired, when I get home can I go right to bed. I don’t think I’m going to get enough sleep and I don’t want to be cranky in the morning.

Mom: 🙂

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